Rihanna's forehead 3/30/26
This was a good week.
Monday
Played basketball and volleyball all day.
Tuesday
Had district council and a member took us to Applebees.
Wednesday
Had a conversation with Elder Crane about Rihanna's forehead that lasted about half an hour.
Thursday
Had president interviews, holy cow President Corbridge is a genius. Later we parked our car on some street corner and we went and walked around for a few hours. Our member meal rolled around and we lost the car. Spent half an hour trying to find it.
Friday
Drove around a lot and ate some meatball sandwiches.
Saturday
Walked all day and I was so tired. Ate fufu for the first time, pretty not great.
Sunday
Stole a bonnet from a member that showed up to church high. Palm sunday was so good though.
Crazy guy of the week
As we rolled into the parking lot for church we watched one of our members pull up with one of the fattest blunts I've ever seen and she was SO high. She also brought a bunch of gifts with her so everyone that walked into church was met by Fannie giving them a big old hug and a kiss and if you were a kid you got a durag or bonnet. I stole two bonnets from her for me and Elder Waite while she wasn't looking though. So now there's a bunch of little white kids running around church with durags on on palm sunday. After church Fannie made everyone line up and take pictures with her.
Love you all, Elder Monroe out









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