Muslims vs farts 10/19/26

Whats up everyone, heres an email 


Pros of the week
7 friends at church, 5 friends on date, God is good!

Elder Hart's armpits 
A few weeks ago I bought women's body wash because it smelled nice. I put the rest of the quad on but then Hart started using women's deodorant. He smells so good. I just get home after a hard days work and cuddle up to him. So nice. 

We been playing this game where every time we see a momma wearing a hijab the Muslims get a point and everytime elder Carpenter farts he gets a point. Every day the game has been super close but the Muslims are winning today. 

AP exchanges. I love the APs they are so funny

Cons
There's no cons, God is good. 

Love you all Elder Monroe out 















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